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-”Ah so!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Dr No

From Russia With Love

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

Why is North Korea a jail?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

A View to a Kill

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Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-All the bad guys are black.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

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-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

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You Only Live Twice

The Man with the Golden Gun

-J W Pepper

Moonraker

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III